tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post9211230166149155361..comments2023-10-22T05:08:51.281-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Rotten Correspondent: on tapethe rotten correspondenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02704525054720181936noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-60835802139297977592009-07-12T22:21:58.772-06:002009-07-12T22:21:58.772-06:00Oh my gosh. If she's crying at THAT. Ha...good...Oh my gosh. If she's crying at THAT. Ha...good luck in life.flowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17951384864362507093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-26642511649418719052008-12-14T15:20:00.000-06:002008-12-14T15:20:00.000-06:00If she couldn't stand tape removal she'll be a pri...If she couldn't stand tape removal she'll be a prime candidate for being knocked out cold and being woken up when the child is 21!Akelamaluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11234268568845148285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-59707013864120182112008-12-14T09:59:00.000-06:002008-12-14T09:59:00.000-06:00If sorority girl can't even get an IV removed with...If sorority girl can't even get an IV removed without crying, there's no way she's going to go through childbirth without drugs. I'm sure she'll have every moment planned and have a nervous breakdown when things do what they will rather than follow her will. And what's the damn deal with the obsession over the birth? You spend a few hours or a few days squeezing out the kid, then you have the rest of your life with the kid. Focus on life after the delivery because they're here no matter how they arrive.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03656235714427761274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-32015019201982777502008-12-14T09:56:00.000-06:002008-12-14T09:56:00.000-06:00you should have just jackslapped her.oh.wait.you c...you should have just jackslapped her.<BR/><BR/>oh.<BR/><BR/>wait.<BR/><BR/>you can't do that.<BR/><BR/>you're a professional.That Janie Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17447630124016303483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-23462137272516357732008-12-13T23:31:00.000-06:002008-12-13T23:31:00.000-06:00Oh, definitely "c" and then PLEASE videotape it an...Oh, definitely "c" and then PLEASE videotape it and put it on youtube...thanks.Sandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01727506305170439878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-31029721850913631342008-12-13T23:04:00.000-06:002008-12-13T23:04:00.000-06:00I once had a patient who demanded her rings be rem...I once had a patient who demanded her rings be removed from her fat fingers and absolutely refused to have them cut off.<BR/>so out came the string and lubricant and I eventually got them off.<BR/>I had this woman wailing and the 2 daughters on the floor crying "don't hurt my Mumma..., don't hurt my Mumma."<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>all of them were just pathetic<BR/><BR/>10/10 for performanceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-49072787320556763902008-12-13T21:47:00.000-06:002008-12-13T21:47:00.000-06:00I don't think she will have a natural, drug free d...I don't think she will have a natural, drug free delivery. No way. I'm sure she'll have her sorority sisters all around her as the anesthesiologist pokes that needle into her spine. Give me a break!<BR/>It is funny, RC, how people feel so comfortable talking to you. Perhaps you should become a therapist.<BR/>XXXXXXAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-61307955998336959042008-12-13T19:16:00.000-06:002008-12-13T19:16:00.000-06:00I'd probably tell her that she might want to re-th...I'd probably tell her that she might want to re-think the whole idea of having children - ever!sharonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03247276433803886670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-34028607454984558462008-12-13T14:33:00.000-06:002008-12-13T14:33:00.000-06:00I think Katybug is right, she'll need an IV even i...I think Katybug is right, she'll need an IV even if she goes drug free. I think starting the IV was the worst part of my delivery, but then again, I was under general so not a lot to compare it too.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04503536366500859750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-18126160736562839232008-12-13T11:37:00.000-06:002008-12-13T11:37:00.000-06:00I felt like such a biatch, because I just wanted t...I felt like such a biatch, because I just wanted to smack this kid. I didn't start her IV, thank god, but the nurse who did had some stories to tell. Sheesh!the rotten correspondenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02704525054720181936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-27317954453036183402008-12-13T11:23:00.000-06:002008-12-13T11:23:00.000-06:00I'd go with C and say that drugs or no she'll prob...I'd go with C and say that drugs or no she'll probably still need an IV in place. And I'd remind her that she would at the least want the area numbed, especially if she tore/ripped her opening. I enjoy scaring naive ones! That girl will never make it through a nat. birth! Which brings me back to "this I gotta see!!"Kaytabughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11823989062127968170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-41536610132124060932008-12-13T10:56:00.000-06:002008-12-13T10:56:00.000-06:00or E - Get lost.or E - Get lost.lebanesahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07988892248196307424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-13573727521322224622008-12-13T08:05:00.000-06:002008-12-13T08:05:00.000-06:00D. Laugh hysterically then comment, "Oh, were you ...D. Laugh hysterically then comment, "Oh, were you serious?"Devonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05563150483422859462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-26356606245143977512008-12-13T06:30:00.000-06:002008-12-13T06:30:00.000-06:00LOL I was thinking C before I got there.LOL I was thinking C before I got there.softintheheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01365562754859033869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-59042087180619121102008-12-13T02:08:00.000-06:002008-12-13T02:08:00.000-06:00Oh definitely C!I've not had children but I've see...Oh definitely C!<BR/><BR/>I've not had children but I've seen and heard enough to realise she'll be screaming for drugs at the crucial moment!!Aoj and The Lurchershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01509080861414248189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-89045747346945831752008-12-13T01:37:00.000-06:002008-12-13T01:37:00.000-06:00Well...... I'd have fobbed her off but would be se...Well...... I'd have fobbed her off but would be secretly thinking *if you can't stand having a plaster removed, then don't have a baby, mate*<BR/>Bet she made a fuss when the IV went in!Maggie Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06183886005936250976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-65110276478594488012008-12-13T01:21:00.000-06:002008-12-13T01:21:00.000-06:00IV not ivy...sheesh, i'm tired.IV not ivy...sheesh, i'm tired.Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12365631315923740004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-6470555548569222282008-12-13T01:20:00.000-06:002008-12-13T01:20:00.000-06:00i'd prob tell her that if you're too wussy...i'd prob tell her that if you're too wussy to deal w the tape & ivy, you better schedule the drugs! haha o.k. i know you can't say that to a patient, but i'd be thinking it along w a few other things i wouldn't be able to say as well. hehePamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12365631315923740004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407016858777887859.post-39822752374407367722008-12-13T00:42:00.000-06:002008-12-13T00:42:00.000-06:00Right. My bet is she begs for an anesthesiologist...Right. My bet is she begs for an anesthesiologist to stick a needle in her back. If you see her again, send her to read my blogpost today. Maybe it'll give her something to cry about. I know it did for me.Rudeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17889298704039071473noreply@blogger.com