Okay, I'm knee deep in divorce/financial paperwork that has to be done by tomorrow and I've just gotten home from a twelve hour shift and it's thundering and lightning to beat the devil so...
Blame Rudee's comment and an email from my two cents, but let's continue on with the theme from yesterday. Who would play your significant other in that Hollywood Blockbuster? You can go with either your real honey or the honey of your dreams.
Mine?
Oh, come on...
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
the Hollywood Sequel
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Hot damn! That scene with Mr. Babealicious Leonardo Dicaprio in The Departed? With Pink Floyd playing Comfortably Numb? I could have rescued him -yessirree... And Leo in Blood Diamonds? I didn't really like Titanic (so shoot me) but that had less to do with him than with the whole movie. He is my heartthrob.
I still haven't figured out who I would be.
Colin Firth, baby! and let me tell you, if he's playing my significant other, i'll play the part of myself. woohoo! LOL
duh on this one.
tim robbins, of course.
doug's doppelganger.
though if you're asking me who my secret boyfriend is, that's entirely different. right now it's Richard Armitage. google him.
If we're going for realism, hubby is a cross between Richard Gere and Gopher from "Love Boat". I'm not kidding.
If we're strictly daydreaming, Robert Downey, Jr. Or Val Kilmer, looking the way he did in the "Doors". Yeah, either one of them would do.
My real homey bears an uncanny resenblance to a young sigmund freud, but for some odd reason, I have had a crush on John Goodman for years, and neither of us rolls on Shabbos.
My husband would be played by Tommy Lee Jones or Chris Cooper, in my opinion. His suggestions were Johnny Depp, which made me laugh, but he said Depp can play anyone and do so well, or Robert Redford. He thought I should be played by Sissy Spacek (think Missing, not Carrie), which is probably true.
I asked The Man that not too long ago actually. His reply?
He'd be the PC guy in that Mac and PC commercial..you know - Hi! I'm a Mac - and I'm a PC!
If I am going for reality, it would have to be a cross between Danny Devito and Will Farrell. How sad!
Anyway....I would absolutely prefer Edward Norton. I would pay a million dollars to lick the sweat from his shoulder.
Ok. I'm good.
Anonymous just made me aspirate my Fandango salad. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Anon-you are that good.
Well, it would definitely be Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom if they weren't too young. So I have to go with Robert Redford, my heart throb since the 70s. Sigh.
Johnnie Depp, Johnnie Depp and Johnnie Depp.
In that order.
You want him? He is such a pansy. I would go for somebody with a little bit more substance like mr Darby aka Collin Firth. I want Scarlet Johansen to play me, don't ask me why, she has great kips.
It would have been Jeff Bridges .. but I just saw him in Iron Man- and I changed my mind.
Man, I would so save Hugh as my NEXT significant other!!! I sooo wouldn't use him up as ex-hubby! He should be your rebound man that turns out to be the love of a lifetime. Yeah, that's the ticket! Gotta think ahead!
:)
I've warned you before about this Hugh Grant thing of yours...
Years ago there was an actor called Anthony Valentine, who was aloof and totally gorgeous, but could I seriously entertain someone aloof as my other half?
I'm in England, have sporadic email access, but am thinking of you still, and hoping all is well. Don't like the look of that post about the weather...
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