Perfect post for a (late) Bunco night. Thanks for sending it this way, Aims.
WOMAN'S POEM:
WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
one who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
and when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
one who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
and when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
15 comments:
I really don't see what's wrong with a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course. But rather than go out fishing & drinking, I'd rather hold her hand and massage her feat and help her stand. Women, you just don't get it. We don't want everything. She really doesn't have to be a deaf-mute.
Take it RC.
Thanks for giving me a chuckle before breakfast!
Don't think there IS such a man, RC. If you find one let me know! Oops! No I didn't say that! Course I didn't!
LOL RC and LOL LFG
hah! to both of you. one to each so far.
Two belly-laughs in one morning has to be good.
Truth be told, most women want a man who is good-looking and fit, but not in the least attracted to any other woman, (blind may be the preferred disability in this case)
Able (and desirous) to do everything that could possibly ever be done - and do it perfectly - but not boast about it - always stay calm and loving however badly we want to behave and just think we are marvellous in every way. But the main criterion is that the man should understand our every little mood and have a bloody awful memory so as not to notice our constant self-contradiction. That's what I wish for. LOL
Ha. RC and LFG get awards for early morning laughs. LFG seems to be a treasure.
Ha!
haha, i was talking to a buddy yesterday, he and his wife are flying to Rome soon ,picking up a ship there and visiting 13 ports, ending up in London...he said his wife is spending his money big time on this...he's able to laugh...she's added several side trips...i need to find a woman...
I think that says it all! LFG had me cracked up too...
LOL!
Mr. Darcy is dead.
Hey your welcome my friend. Glad it made more than you laugh...
LOL! That's about it!
Mwah ha ha ha haaaa.
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