You can't cure stupid.
You can manage it, you can educate it, you can even, if pushed too far, ignore it completely. But you can't cure it. It's a terminal condition. Apparently quite contagious. And far, far too widespread.
The patient had woken up with a headache and taken "a handful" of aspirin in response.
But wait a minute, said the doc, you're violently allergic to aspirin. It says so on all of your medical records.
Well sure, answered the patient, but this wasn't name brand aspirin. It was the generic.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Posted by the rotten correspondent at 12:02 AM