Tuesday, January 13, 2009

thighmaster payback


In hindsight, I guess if you're going to inadvertently tumble into bed with a filthy, stinking, drunken homeless guy you really shouldn't do it right before you have three days off. Because, let me tell you, I am the Thighmaster of the week. If there's a soul on our unit (and beyond) who hasn't heard about it, they haven't made themselves known to me. On the negative side I still feel like I need a shower. On the positive side its taken everyone's mind off of how bad a triage run I'm on.


When I walked in on my boss re-enacting it for a paramedic, I had to laugh. She added some moves to the mix that, thank god in heaven, weren't in the original version. When the cop said, "Babe, that's a heck of a way to get back into dating", I had to laugh again. And when my very favorite doc plopped down next to me and said, "We really need to talk about your self-esteem issues", I cracked up. Because, seriously, what else can you do?


The major problem is that my new boyfriend is a frequent flier, so it's just a matter of time before he shows up again in the same nauseating condition. I can almost hear my co-workers salivating at the thought.


I can only hope that someone else in the department does something really stupid before then.

11 comments:

Rudee said...

No publicity is bad...

Devon said...

RC, you play your cards right and there just may be a double wide in your future!!!

softinthehead said...

RC At this with this "boyfriend" you can be certain he will "call" again. LOL

Flutterby said...

You obviously gave your co-workers a good laugh. You know they (and us too) love you for it.

lv4921391 said...

hmmmm, a shave, haircut and 3 or 4baths, new clothes...he might clean up well...hahaha

Frances said...

oh honey, not quite the love interest we might hope for you.... But still, very funny. Lucky he was so out of it, otherwise you might have been 'shown a good time' LOL - or were you?

Crystal Jigsaw said...

I don't know how you do it!

CJ xx

distracted by shiny objects said...

"Got Mouthwash??"

Altaglow said...

That isn't the guy who was arrested for taking off his pants down the street from your old house is it? Is there something I don't know?

Amy said...

Sounds pretty feral, RC.

Pamela said...

get your photo shopping skills in order and put your "boss" in the picture. heh heh.