pencils down, papers to the front

It's Pop Quiz Time at RC Confesses. The time has come to prove just how well everyone pays attention when I babble on and on about work.


Ready?


Pick the best option for all of the questions below.



#1. You've somehow managed to fall off the roof of a building, landing on your shoulder and head. You immediately

a. call 911
b. thank god you're still alive
c. go have a beer until the bleeding stops




#2. While sitting at the bar, you notice that one of your ears appears to be in about sixteen pieces. You immediately

a. order another beer
b. call all your friends over and say "Hey! Ain't this cool?"
c. wrap a bar towel around your neck so the blood doesn't stain your new Nascar T-shirt




#3. When your girlfriend squeals at the sight of said ear, you decide it's time to do something about it. You immediately

a. ponder your options over another beer
b. mosey on into your friendly ER
c. go to the Dollar General and buy some Super Glue




#4. Two tubes of $1 Super Glue in hand, you enlist several friends to help hold the pieces in place while you reattach them. You immediately

a. realize this is futile and seek prompt medical attention
b. decide the girl just isn't worth it
c. apply the Super Glue liberally, and then, just to be safe, put bandaids on top of it to make sure it holds



#5. Temporarily stymied when you inadvertently glue one of your fingers to your ear, you immediately

a. ponder your options over another beer
b. fumble one-handed for your keys to drive to the hospital
c. ask around to see if Jerry Springer is recruiting participants for his show




#6. On arrival to the ER, you immediately

a. really wish you had another beer
b. ask yourself What the hell was I thinking?
c. try to play it off as a stupid Frat Boy prank gone bad, even though you are clearly not a Frat Boy. Stupid is another story.



#7. When the kind doctor and the nice nurse try to help you, you immediately

a. tell them they can't come near you unless they give you certain narcotic medications first. Provide acceptable list.
b. look them in the eye and tell them you haven't had a beer in a year
c. remember that you're violently allergic to Super Glue



Pencils down. Papers to the front.


The grading starts now.