Here is Isaiah, full name Isaiah Elvis Beans, AKA Izzy, Beans, the Sparkplug, StarButt and The World's Most Perfect Dog.
And let's not forget DeeDee, although it's tempting. Also known as Dumb Dog, Needy DeeDee, Destructive Dog, the Escape Artist, psycho (rhymes with stich) and the Walrus.
I can happily go on with my day since I actually won a battle with my computer and we have pictures! You are all going to regret that I've figured this out.