Hot on the heels of yesterday's post comes this update.
I came home from work tonight to the following:
Half of the planned dinner already cooked and eaten. The other half still in the freezer.
The empty oven still on.
One kid on the computer and two kids glued to the television.
One kid drinking out of a measuring cup and another out of a coffee creamer because no one had bothered to check the dishwasher for clean dishes.
The overflowing remains of a baking soda and vinegar volcano.
Three dogs with crossed legs and bursting bladders.
Tomorrow's trash pick up still by the garage, and not at the curb where it belongs.
And the thermostat set at 90 degrees. Which no one will admit to doing.
I've stood in the shower for thirty minutes and I'm still hyperventilating.
I'm going to bed now.